In einer eMail vom 21.11.99 00:34:14 (MEZ) Mitteleuropäische Zeit schreibt
rcalvom@ctv.es:
> Hi, Junguerites
>
> Need some help. Does anybody know any coment of EJ on Lewis
> Carrol? Thanks in advance
>
> Best regards
> roberto
>
I don't know of any reference and I don't think EJ was too much into this
kind of literature. But the record of a conversation between the editor of
the cultural department of a big Frankfurt newspaper and our author from
somewhen around his hundredth birthday came into my possession, which I do
not want to withhold:
`You are old, Father Ernest,' the editor said,
`And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head--
Do you think, at your age, it is right?'
`In my youth,' father Ernest replied to the young,
`I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.'
`You are old,' said the youth, `as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door--
Pray, what is the reason of that?'
`In my youth,' said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
`I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment--one shilling the box--
Allow me to sell you a couple?'
`You are old,' said the youth, `and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak--
Pray how did you manage to do it?'
`In my youth,' said the master, `I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.'
`You are old,' said the youth, `one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose--
What made you so awfully clever?'
`I have answered three questions, and that is enough,'
Said the master; `don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!'
Greetings
Walter
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